February 2010
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January 2010
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Got some interesting questions last night. Here they are, for your reading pleasure, after the jump:
If you could have a fist-pumping, heineken-fueled, hot makeout sesh with one person from the Jersey Shore, who would it be? Let me rephrase to prevent skirting the question…if you HAD to have, etc…
Who is this? Who is asking these ridiculous things? I’ve never seen the show. ...
damn you, obama
oh-hi:
…getting me all caught up in your hopes and dreams and good intent. i know you will just break my heart.
BOYZ LIE. </3
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Okay. Here's a question.
what are you doing with your life?
Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? Who asked this? I will kill you. I will fucking kill you. But on the real- I don’t really know. I’m just trying to, you know, grow up and be productive and happy. I’m going to school. I’m looking for a new job because my current employer (the county library) has faced massive budget cuts....
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Self Indulge With Me
Okay, people. Surely SOMEONE must have a question or a confession. So far all I’ve gotten is “What’s your favorite romantic comedy?” Really? You guys.
I jump on this formspring bandwagon cause everyone is like, “Oooohhh it’s sooooo fuuuunn!” (People who use formspring use a lot of vowels, apparently.) And it is a total bust. The formspring’s open....
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What's your deepest, darkest secret? →
Confess!
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Heart = Warmed
One of my friends on Facebook just posted something about his mom inviting some Jehovah’s Witnesses (who apparently their father had spoken to at an earlier date) in for tea. His sister, who was home at the time commented:
After they left she said “Why did your dad invite them into the house?” I said “I don’t know, why did you?” haha she said “well,...
RE: Oh-Hi: i am going to a wedding...
Oh-Hi:
“i am going to a wedding (ew) next month that involves two very religious people, one of whom is a recovering alcoholic. so this means no alcohol and no hope of open bar. i didn’t know weddings like this existed.
WHY DID THEY EVEN INVITE ME?
i need to find my flask.”
Ehhh?? Ehhhhhh??? Nudge nudge, wink wink.
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I’m coming down the stairs and I hear my mom on the phone with her mother: “I’m a grown-up, Mom, okay? I’m an adult.”
Well, isn’t that interesting.
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Dealbreaker: You listen to "everything".
dealbreaker:
bostonmassacre:
Really. Everything. You don’t have any, you know, favorites…. no? You just listen to “whatever’s on the radio”? Oh my God. How about Owl City? You like that one song by them, huh? How about Ke$ha? You think she’s catchy? How about the yowls of a domestic tabby being raped by a Scottish wildcat? Get the hell out of here. I bet you have 300 bands on your iPod and...
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