December 2010
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Wellllll
It looks like I’m snowed in. And a lot of you guys are snowed in, too! Nothing else to do but clean up my files and post every single picture I have saved on my desktop.
You’re welcome.
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So I don't lose my shit everytime I hear Jingle...
TO JOY ENGEL:
Hopefully this doesn’t give you a seizure on top of everything else.
It's a Christmas Miracle!
My sister just threw one of those little starlight mints to me from across the room. I caught it with my left hand.
You know, the hand with extensive nerve damage.
So, yeah. High fives all around.
Are You A Prositute Or A Cat Lady? →
luckypaperstars:
howaboutwe:
This quiz will pretty much let you know.
When I saw Chiara’s results to this quiz, I joked that mine would come back, “Physical Style: Very Physical. You scored higher than 90-100% of other survey takers in your demographic. PUT YOUR PANTIES ON!”
Um, instead it was 80-90% more physical. This isn’t even true! I am very inhibited, kind of. Apparently I am very...
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QUITE and QUIET are not the same word.
I’m only saying this because I care.
osea asked: do you know who robia lamorte is? i think she may be your celebrity dopplegänger (before she went and got saved and all). plus on btvs she was "jenny." these are thoughts.
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“The most arresting moment came when Boehner told Stahl he can no longer make...”
– from Gail Collins’s Op-Ed “The Crying Game.”
(via luckypaperstars)
I read this quote and laughed and thought it must be from The Onion, or some sort of parody article. Surely, this is a joke. It must be.
It isn’t.
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My sister is home for winter break.
She just made a to-do list. It reads as follows:
“-DO YOGA ON THE WII WITH JENNY -TAKE LOLA FOR A WALK -TAKE A SHOWER -PLAY SNAKE”
“R.O.T.F.L.S.H.T.I.A.R.U.A.C.A.A.D.B.I.D (rolling on the floor laughing so hard...”
– Adam
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Bro Scouts: The Hangovaries Badge →
interweber:
broscouts:
Bro 1: Dude.
Bro 2: Duuuude.
BRO, whoever you are, I will say one thing: you are mad good at Photoshop. Keep up the good shooping.
Is is wrong that I’m kind of upset that whoever is doing this is way better at photo editing than most of us? Like, dudes, come on. Just. Come on.
I need to go re-evaluate my life.
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So, commercials for yogurt where someone is all like, “I’m eating black forest cake and I’ve lost weight!” But it’s just BLACK FOREST CAKE YOGURT.
Hey, guess what, Yoplait: BLACK FOREST CAKE YOGURT AND BLACK FOREST CAKE ARE NOT THE SAME THING.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
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“…the image of someone who promises to love me even after I’ve consumed seven shots of whiskey and try to kick a cab.”
Oh, sweet Jesus, Joy, you just quoted my soul.
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I watched Babies last night. I’m that girl now. The girl who watched Babies. Late at night. By herself. Just sitting there, eating some snacks, watching some babies in an unnarrated documentary. Called Babies.
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The Return of the Giant Panda →
A breeding breakthrough heralds a brighter future for the much-loved symbol of China
Hooray!!!
I don't ever want to drink again.
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Salisbury, MD.
There are two news stations in my hometown of Salisbury, Maryland.
WBOC 16 is the more respected, experienced station, and even though they suck, they have a certain level of professionalism and they are respected among the community. because They’re doing almost the best they can.
And then there is WMDT 47. Ahhh, WMDT 47. The playboy mansion of news channels. There are no newscasters over...
As I have been uninsured
for the past two years, I’ve worked really, really hard during that time at not getting sick. I shattered my arm, yes, BUT I DID NOT GET SICK.
There’s been the errant cold or cough, I’ve had a sore throat here and there, but overall I have been A+, Number One, Good Job, Awesome at staying in fairly good health.
And now… Now that the end of my stint in health care...
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When your landlord calls
and says that the maintenance guy will be coming around Lunch time, you’d assume that means noon, right?
What time does this woman eat Lunch, anyway? I suppose two is a reasonable time to eat lunch, but damn, lady. What time is Breakfast time for you? Isn’t your blood sugar getting a little low by now? Do you just snack a lot? Are you one of those hippy-dippy granola people? You carry...
“A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....”
– Sam Harris, on stem cell research. (via cocknbull)
This is important.