Blog of the angels?
Apparently this is really old. Like, 2007 old. But I just discovered it the other day. Just in time for Valentine’s Day!
NASA likes to party
So, cocaine on the space shuttle, blah blah, go read about it, whatever.
But here’s what I was really interested in:
Three years ago, Nasa was forced to deny allegations of boozy parties in crew quarters when an official report claimed that at least two astronauts had flown into space while drunk.
Uhh… WHAT?? Lolz 4everrrrrrr.
Seriously. Just… imagine. Drunk astronauts. Going into space. Drunk.
Like, imagine you are an astronaut, and you’re having a “boozy party” in crew quarters… and shit gets hectic, and then, it’s the next morning, and you wake up a little hung-over and bleary eyed and WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID GRAVITY GO?! I’M IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE!
Just imagine being drunk IN SPACE.
DRUNK. IN. SPACE.
Zero gravity intoxication. My childhood dreams of becoming an astronaut have been renewed. Sign me up for space camp.
